there was this really cute woman at a con dressed like toriel once and i told her she was a milf and shes like “i have an open relationship i can show you how much of a milf i can be” and i almost did it but her kids my age and how fucking awkward would it have been to go to the homestuck photo shoot the next day and look someone in the eye knowing i fucked their mom
Anonymous sent -my boyfriend has been coming to terms with being bi recently (he's always identified as straight but i've also always had my suspicions because i am a bi so i asked him about it and he was like SHIT CALLED OUT) and i wish i could help him more than just being there for him to talk to or make jokes at but having been through the process i know it just takes time. anyway i love him and our dumbass bi/dumbass bi solidarity
on the brightest of sides he probably wouldn’t have figured it out for a really long time without you there to guide him :-) this is really sweet thank you
